The Government had taken Anon into the wild, and demanded
>SELL YOUR XRP!
But Anon refused, for he was taught to doubt The SEC.
The Government then starved Anon, had him caged for 589 days and beaten, again and again.
>Sell your XRP and I’ll grant you food and freedom to walk the land. Surely, you do not believe @JoelKatz would let you forfeit your wallet.
But Anon refused and said, “Do not put the creator @JoelKatz to the test.”
The Government then printed riches from paper and cast it upon Anon’s feet and said.
>Sell your XRP, so that you may have a chance to become wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
But anon refused and said, “What good will wealth do to me if I lose my XRP?”
The Government then took Anon to DC, on the peak of On Demand Liquidity and showed Anon its splendor, and that all of its citizens hated him fiercely and said,
>Look upon the world. All of it is mine and all have sold XRP. Sell it, and they will accept you as one of their own.
But Anon refused, for he was not of this world and said, “I’m just not going to sell it. Hahahahaha!”