I live in northern Virginia where it's transient, nobody makes organic and meaningful friends, literally all the women are coal burning hoes with daddy issues, herpes and cold sores, and have an unwarranted and irrational dislike for young slim white guys.

I figured since I grew up as a kid in Melbourne then Orlando Florida, and since the Florida panhandle is culturally deep south and full of white rednecks it could give me a chance to be social and make friends and find a redneck girlfriend.

I'm going to get my bachelor's in history and save up from a comfy office job and buy property in a small Florida panhandle town and find genuine women who like young looking slim short guys unlike in the DC area.