Also, one of our tenets/reasons for governing is to deal with the alien threat as one of those Wacky Wasteland perk ideas.

Like, just imagine us showing our cabinet the body of the Zetas, and just outright state that one of our goals for our nation is to strand strong and defeat this alien menace.

Later on, we can even set up a tourist trap about it, telling them the story of how we were abducted and had to fight our way out, and the above picture is proof!