>>81920888
Second scenario, for sure.
I think she'd actually try to calm me down and help me return back home to the human village out of the kindness of her heart. But of course she'd eventually get attached to me and keep me as her househusband. Pretty much the momwife option you posted, anon.
But that's provided that I was still young and cute, as opposed to the old and bitter man I am as of now.

Best Touhou mommy for sure!
>>81766859
Well, maybe second only to HER mommy.