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8/8/2025, 8:03:18 AM
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There's nothing worse than rolling into work on a cold smelly wet ass morning and hearing some nutjob blurt this out to you as you're walking to your seat. Using every ounce of restraint in your soul to not spit in their face.
There's nothing, and I mean nothing, redeeming about the phrase good morning. It's inherently self-contradictory and frankly a travesty.
Let's break this down and analyze the statement.
First we begin with good. Nothing wrong with good by itself, it implies something fun and happy is occurring.
Morning oh what a shitstain of a word. Mornings are a manifestation of hatred itself. It's where happiness goes to perish. It's when all of the worst things in the entire day occur.
Getting out of bed, watching your clock to make sure you're not late, ACTUALLY being late, applying eye drops because your eyes are dry as the desert from a shitty below average sleep, smelling shitty ass dead worms on the ground, freezing your ass off anticipating the shitshow of a day about to take place, seeing some 43 year old who is way too happy, morning meetings.
The worst part of it all the sheer arrogance of some who are so ingrained in their blatantly incorrect worldview that they have the audacity to combine the word Good with the M word!
I can't believe the balls on these fuckers, actually looking me in the eye and saying good morning! Wipe that smile off your smug face you piece of shit there's nothing good about this.
The correct statement would just be "morning" no emotion, no happiness, just survival. The more you think about it the stupider it gets. Who the fuck made that phrase up, like actually who? That is violent, it is actually an act of violence to say that to me and they expect to just get off scot-free after assaulting me.
They're damn lucky I'm a good person and very forgiving just know that if you say this to me I will forgive you but I will not forget. You will always be a lame insufferable and obnoxious piece of filth to me.
There's nothing worse than rolling into work on a cold smelly wet ass morning and hearing some nutjob blurt this out to you as you're walking to your seat. Using every ounce of restraint in your soul to not spit in their face.
There's nothing, and I mean nothing, redeeming about the phrase good morning. It's inherently self-contradictory and frankly a travesty.
Let's break this down and analyze the statement.
First we begin with good. Nothing wrong with good by itself, it implies something fun and happy is occurring.
Morning oh what a shitstain of a word. Mornings are a manifestation of hatred itself. It's where happiness goes to perish. It's when all of the worst things in the entire day occur.
Getting out of bed, watching your clock to make sure you're not late, ACTUALLY being late, applying eye drops because your eyes are dry as the desert from a shitty below average sleep, smelling shitty ass dead worms on the ground, freezing your ass off anticipating the shitshow of a day about to take place, seeing some 43 year old who is way too happy, morning meetings.
The worst part of it all the sheer arrogance of some who are so ingrained in their blatantly incorrect worldview that they have the audacity to combine the word Good with the M word!
I can't believe the balls on these fuckers, actually looking me in the eye and saying good morning! Wipe that smile off your smug face you piece of shit there's nothing good about this.
The correct statement would just be "morning" no emotion, no happiness, just survival. The more you think about it the stupider it gets. Who the fuck made that phrase up, like actually who? That is violent, it is actually an act of violence to say that to me and they expect to just get off scot-free after assaulting me.
They're damn lucky I'm a good person and very forgiving just know that if you say this to me I will forgive you but I will not forget. You will always be a lame insufferable and obnoxious piece of filth to me.
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