My niggas today has been a crazy fucking day and it ain't even breakfast yet.

On my morning walk with my dog, headed through the graveyard, I found a sparrow laying in the middle of the road. It almost looked like it didn't have a head. It wasn't moving, so I was going to dispose of it. I squatted down beside it and suddenly it twiched, it looked up at me. I reached out with my hand and it's little beak opened up. I thought it was injured and was going to rescue it. So I pet it a couple times. It hopped up, looked at me and flew away into a nearby tree and sat there staring at me. Quite bizarre, as I just got a tattoo of a sparrow. This is in reference to Marcus Aurelius Meditations, where he compares people being assholes to a sparrow flying by. Both pass you by in an instant, they are there and gone. But do you focus on the sparrow for the rest of the day? Do you ruminate on the sparrow flying by and going on it's way? Wow, that was some sparrow! No, of course not. So why do you do so with some piece of shit acting like a retard? There and gone. Just like the sparrow. The only difference is the power you give them.

Continued on my way and shortly after I noticed a vehicle on the side of the road, parked in a strange place backed into some bushes. It would seem secluded to someone unfamiliar with the area but it was right across the street from a city facility and popular bike path. I called the police to report the vehicle, because there was just something fucking weird about it and I figured it was likely stolen and I care about my community. All the windows were blacked out with some sort of screens and garbage bags so you couldnt see inside of it at all.

The cops found a fucking dead body inside of it bros.