>alive for over a thousand years
>Still falls for mimics and gets stuck in cat doors

I'm convinced it's her fetish and she's begging to have her tight elf pussy raped by a monster while she's stuck.

Speaking of, did her entire party die virgins? The priest is the only one that might've got some via Fern, but Himmel shriveled into a hairy prune and died, and eisen lives next to his dead parents in a dirty rock shack. Why didn't frieren make it more obvious she wanted them to gangbang her by a campfire while she was in a stockade?