>jumps on his nip vpn
>gives his personal info to China
>jumps on his bong vpn
>gives his personal info to China again
>jumps on his Taipei vpn
>gives his personal info to China AGAIN
>when someone points this out he panics and sticks to his American flag so it's even more obvious when he replies to himself

This is too good. Thank you so much, lex. Had you been more clever, you might've been more entertaining.

Alas.