I'm in my late 20s and out of shape but even if they're scraping the bottom of the barrel and try to nab me I'm going limp and pissing myself
>W-well they'll beat you! they'll beat you and- and put you in jail and- and- and-
I will lie down on the floor, the piss puddle underneath me will grow until they either shoot me or put me in a padded cell with 3 square meals a day.