WOWIE ZOWIE P-PEACHU-CHAN A-AND BOWASU-SAMA SENPAI??? YOU'RE-A PUTTING YOUR SPIRELLI IN HER MAMA MIA RAVIOLI SPAGHETTI???? I BEAT ALL 8 WORLDS FOR THE GORRILIONTH TIME JUST TO BE TREATED TO THIS???? IN GLORIOUS 720p at 30fps ON A PRISTINE LCD SCREEN FOR ONLY 80 DOLLAROOS??? DON'T MIND IF I BING BING WAHOOOOOOO

Nintendo could've stayed silent, but they didn't.