As funny as So Sorry and his desperate attention-seeking antics are, I'm left with one huge question: how the FUCK does this pathetic, sniveling, psychically cucked deranged fetishist furry freak have $1000+ to spend on this retarded bullshit? There's no goddamn way someone like that holds a high-paying job and he doesn't strike me as the investing type. What is this fat retard doing to have so much extra cash and how can I get in on it?