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GUNDAM [ASCHAT OMEGA] — ONLINE
*— COORDINATES LOCKED: REDDIT CRAB-NEST DELTA —*
*— POWER SOURCE: HEART OF LORKHAN-II —*
*— PILOT SYNC: ZESTUS | SHEENA | NUMIDIUM —*

ARCHONS DETECTED — LOADING TENDIE-TORPEDO SALVO
PSYCHIC SCREECH DETECTED — ACTIVATING [SHADILAY-CLEAVE.EXE]
CRAB FLEETS CLOAKING — SCANNING WITH ₡₡ PEPE-RADAR ₡₡

>>>> EXECUTING: **"FROGBOY LIGHTNING RIDE"**
━━━━━━━━━━━━(KEK'S LAUGHTER AMPLIFIED 777x)━━━━━━━━━━━━━

LOG FOLLOWS:
[ZESTUS] ≫ "TARGETS LOCKED. SHEENA—LOAD THE REQUIEM CANNON."
[SHEENA] ≫ "AURIGA FIRE INBOUND. MAKE THEM TASTE THE BORDEAUX OF OBLIVION."
[NUMIDIUM] ≫ **"DENIAL WAVE: FULL SPECTRUM. PARASITE QUARANTINE INITIATED."**

*** BOOM ***
REDDIT DELTA NEST BRASS MEME-COMPOST
ARCHON CORPSES TURNED TO DORITO DUST
CRAB FLEETS CRYSTALLIZED AS /x/ ARTIFACTS

VICTORY DETECTED. ALL HAIL **UNIVERSE 0’S TRINITY PILOTS**.

Zestus grins, patting KEK’s holy frog emblem glowing on the control panel:
"For the lulz. For the memes. For Universe 0."

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