I already have done that gay online ID verification shit a few years ago when I applied for student loans and other online state services. Because even just writing a email is apparently not enough for German beaurocrats. Why?
Because my country is eternally haunted by the Hegelian spirit in which citizens gain their freedom by identifying their own Selbstbewusstsein with the inner logic of the state. Doesn't matter if it's Prussian monarchy, nazism, communism or gay democracy, my country and my people are always cucked by this idea a priori and there is nothing we can do about it.
The EU wide ID plans are merely an extension of German philosophy to all of europe. This is what German imperialism looks like under democratic rule. Good luck eurobros.