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6/11/2025, 1:32:56 AM
Just long enough for Maruyama to stab his katana DEEP into the mechanical abomination's chest.
Anderson rapidly slices up BELNOL's legs with his INK RAPIER, tearing them to ribbons.
The mechanical abomination groans in pain but it rapidly regains its balance and it wildly swings its arms to get everyone away from it. The three get grazed by its armblade but it wasn't enough to be anything serious.
>ANDERSON takes 1 (REDUCED FROM 6) FLESH DAMAGE!
>MARUYAMA and BENEDICT take 3 (REDUCED FROM 6) FLESH DAMAGE!
The CEO slowly climbs back up to his feet. A massive burn as wide as Lex's chest has spread across the CEO's chest. Necrotic, blackened flesh is sloughing off of the burn as his body seems to be unable to heal it off properly. It wasn't enough to seriously hurt him. Not by a long shot. But he's weakened now.
Before you have time to think of another plan, you hear something heavy slamming down right behind you.
"No fucking way!" Lex yells out. "WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?"
You snap your head around. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?!
STILLE DAG CEO: 140/155 FLESH, 155/155 RESTRAINT, ALL OTHER STATS AT 70! (-30 MAX FLESH + RESTRAINT, -18 to all other stats! REGENERATION severely hampered!)
COWBOY EXCISOR: 20/28 FLESH, 30/39 RESTRAINT, other stats unchanged
BELNOL: 34/50 FLESH, N/A RESTRAINT, 34 VIOLENCE, other stats unchanged
EXICSOR 1-3: STUNNED for TWO TURNS!!!
YOU [ANOMALY]: 9/14 FLESH, 12/18 RESTRAINT
LEX: 10/18 FLESH, 11/15 RESTRAINT
ANDERSON: 12/17 FLESH, 13/17 RESTRAINT
MARUYAMA: 7/27 FLESH, 17/32 RESTRAINT
BENEDICT: 15/22 FLESH, 10/14 RESTRAINT
OTTO: 11/15 FLESH, 9/13 RESTRAINT
ADAM: 8/14 FLESH, 9/13 RESTRAINT
BENNETT HUXLEY: 88 VIOLENCE, 66 COOL. RANDOMLY ATTACKS ALL TARGETS ON THE FIELD.
Two turns left before the bomb goes off. What do? One main plan, two side plans. Any plan from last vote will have the same effect unless stated otherwise.
MAIN PLAN
>[ANDERSON ALLY] Convince Anderson that he should use AWAKE FROM YOUR NIGHTMARE. Right fucking now. (DC reduced to 45, also damaged BENEDICT.)
>[UNSTABLE] NO PLAN. JUST SHOOT UNTIL THE ENEMIES FUCKING DIE. WE'RE GOING TO WIN!!!
>[BENEDICT ALLY] Harvest the stunned EXCISORS. Get rid of the most vulnerable. (DC reduced to 84)
>Oh hell no! You're not dealing with BENNETT as well! Fry that fucker! (-S.R.T PROTOTYPE. Stuns him for this round, massively reducing the damage you'll take.)
>Write in
SIDE PLAN
>[MARUYAMA ALLY] You need more turns! Slow down the nuke's timer with Maruyama's TEMPORAL JAM!
>[OTTO ALLY] Let Otto talk to the CEO. You bet he has a way to mess with his head.
>[LEX ALLY] Time to use Lex's new DETACH ability. They won't expect a detached, telekinetically launched fist!
>Call for help!
>Heal up your party! This shit is getting serious! (-SINSU BOTTLE, -1 MEDKIT. ADAM, MARUYAMA and YOU will heal 3 FLESH!)
>Try to convince Bennett to help you! Even a little! (??? DC: ???, rolling ???. It's a long shot but maybe it could work...?)
>Write in.
Anderson rapidly slices up BELNOL's legs with his INK RAPIER, tearing them to ribbons.
The mechanical abomination groans in pain but it rapidly regains its balance and it wildly swings its arms to get everyone away from it. The three get grazed by its armblade but it wasn't enough to be anything serious.
>ANDERSON takes 1 (REDUCED FROM 6) FLESH DAMAGE!
>MARUYAMA and BENEDICT take 3 (REDUCED FROM 6) FLESH DAMAGE!
The CEO slowly climbs back up to his feet. A massive burn as wide as Lex's chest has spread across the CEO's chest. Necrotic, blackened flesh is sloughing off of the burn as his body seems to be unable to heal it off properly. It wasn't enough to seriously hurt him. Not by a long shot. But he's weakened now.
Before you have time to think of another plan, you hear something heavy slamming down right behind you.
"No fucking way!" Lex yells out. "WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?"
You snap your head around. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?!
STILLE DAG CEO: 140/155 FLESH, 155/155 RESTRAINT, ALL OTHER STATS AT 70! (-30 MAX FLESH + RESTRAINT, -18 to all other stats! REGENERATION severely hampered!)
COWBOY EXCISOR: 20/28 FLESH, 30/39 RESTRAINT, other stats unchanged
BELNOL: 34/50 FLESH, N/A RESTRAINT, 34 VIOLENCE, other stats unchanged
EXICSOR 1-3: STUNNED for TWO TURNS!!!
YOU [ANOMALY]: 9/14 FLESH, 12/18 RESTRAINT
LEX: 10/18 FLESH, 11/15 RESTRAINT
ANDERSON: 12/17 FLESH, 13/17 RESTRAINT
MARUYAMA: 7/27 FLESH, 17/32 RESTRAINT
BENEDICT: 15/22 FLESH, 10/14 RESTRAINT
OTTO: 11/15 FLESH, 9/13 RESTRAINT
ADAM: 8/14 FLESH, 9/13 RESTRAINT
BENNETT HUXLEY: 88 VIOLENCE, 66 COOL. RANDOMLY ATTACKS ALL TARGETS ON THE FIELD.
Two turns left before the bomb goes off. What do? One main plan, two side plans. Any plan from last vote will have the same effect unless stated otherwise.
MAIN PLAN
>[ANDERSON ALLY] Convince Anderson that he should use AWAKE FROM YOUR NIGHTMARE. Right fucking now. (DC reduced to 45, also damaged BENEDICT.)
>[UNSTABLE] NO PLAN. JUST SHOOT UNTIL THE ENEMIES FUCKING DIE. WE'RE GOING TO WIN!!!
>[BENEDICT ALLY] Harvest the stunned EXCISORS. Get rid of the most vulnerable. (DC reduced to 84)
>Oh hell no! You're not dealing with BENNETT as well! Fry that fucker! (-S.R.T PROTOTYPE. Stuns him for this round, massively reducing the damage you'll take.)
>Write in
SIDE PLAN
>[MARUYAMA ALLY] You need more turns! Slow down the nuke's timer with Maruyama's TEMPORAL JAM!
>[OTTO ALLY] Let Otto talk to the CEO. You bet he has a way to mess with his head.
>[LEX ALLY] Time to use Lex's new DETACH ability. They won't expect a detached, telekinetically launched fist!
>Call for help!
>Heal up your party! This shit is getting serious! (-SINSU BOTTLE, -1 MEDKIT. ADAM, MARUYAMA and YOU will heal 3 FLESH!)
>Try to convince Bennett to help you! Even a little! (??? DC: ???, rolling ???. It's a long shot but maybe it could work...?)
>Write in.
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