>>509938369
Damn almost like leftists voted for this.

Now Iran, Iran’s like a stubborn rocky road — chunky, unpredictable, fulla marshmallows and stuff you didn’t ask for. But here’s the thing — you can’t just slap a cherry on it and call it dessert. You gotta churn it, Jack. Real slow. With purpose. Like my Aunt Finnegan used to churn diplomacy back in Belfast or maybe it was Baltimore — does it matter? Point is, she believed in soft power. And soft serve.

>>507815299
>Starts 0 (zero) new wars
>Pulls the country out of Afghanistan (ended a war)
>Gets to live the rest of his life in peaceful retirement never having to worry about anything
Did he win, bros?