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7/11/2025, 11:19:23 PM
>wow why did this pathological liar lied
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6/17/2025, 11:14:58 AM
>crowd gathers
>anticipation builds
>tension crackles through the air
>Ron DeSantis emerges
>a solemn, grim look shrouds his face
>dead silence as he approaches the podium
>somewhere in the distance, a pin drops
>a fly's wings can be heard flapping, it is so quiet
>he somberly marches up to the microphone
>he opens his mouth
>the entire world holds their breath
>the world stops turning in anticipation
>DeSantis speaks:
".....groomer"
>A massive roar tears through the crowd of rightoids, triggering an earthquake
>measures 500,000,000 on the Richter Scale
>The earth opens up as fissures erupt and spew lava, methane, sulfur, and boiling molten rock all over the planet
>the earth tears in half, exploding into millions of pieces from the sheer force of edginess
>the shockwave causes the Sun to implode, finally exploding outwards in a gargantuan supernova which opens a tear into the space-time continuum, creating a supermassive black hole
>the entire known universe is swallowed, terminating trillions upon trillions of lifeforms and erasing all existence and time as we know it
And that concludes the 2028 Republican National Convention
>anticipation builds
>tension crackles through the air
>Ron DeSantis emerges
>a solemn, grim look shrouds his face
>dead silence as he approaches the podium
>somewhere in the distance, a pin drops
>a fly's wings can be heard flapping, it is so quiet
>he somberly marches up to the microphone
>he opens his mouth
>the entire world holds their breath
>the world stops turning in anticipation
>DeSantis speaks:
".....groomer"
>A massive roar tears through the crowd of rightoids, triggering an earthquake
>measures 500,000,000 on the Richter Scale
>The earth opens up as fissures erupt and spew lava, methane, sulfur, and boiling molten rock all over the planet
>the earth tears in half, exploding into millions of pieces from the sheer force of edginess
>the shockwave causes the Sun to implode, finally exploding outwards in a gargantuan supernova which opens a tear into the space-time continuum, creating a supermassive black hole
>the entire known universe is swallowed, terminating trillions upon trillions of lifeforms and erasing all existence and time as we know it
And that concludes the 2028 Republican National Convention
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