Oof, you Brits ain’t nuffin’, yeah? You lot fink you’re summink special, but you ain’t got nuffin’ on us, bruv! You call us convicts, but you’re bleedin’ broke, browner than a cuppa left too long, and you make me proper frowner, innit. You’re a right letdown, fatherland, yeah? Get yourself sorted, mate, you pong like you look, don’t ya??
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