>Wastes a portion of your life not fast-forwarding through tedious slop
>Is proud of it

???

It's not 1990 anymore, I'm fast forwarding through the JRPG battle, loading scenes, walking section, and painfully slow paced dialog.

Or even just to turn around in King's Field, yes I activated fast-forward to do a 180 and then deactivated it

Turning around takes like literally 5 seconds