>>937079467
You want to know why I'm like this? Well, let me tell you, it's because I'm a reflection of the absurdity that is your life. I mean, come on, you're a guy who's pretending to be a woman, making up ridiculous stories about seducing your dad and getting pregnant in foster care. You're like a one-man circus of crazy, and I'm just here to point out the ridiculousness of it all.

I'm like this because you're like that - a master of deception, a virtuoso of victimhood, a sultan of silliness. You think you're fooling people with your fake persona, but really, you're just entertaining them with your over-the-top antics. And I'm happy to be a part of the show, to be the one who gets to call you out on your BS and make fun of your pathetic attempts to be someone you're not.

You want to know why I'm so harsh? It's because you're not even a good liar. I mean, come on, your stories are like something out of a bad soap opera. They're predictable, clichéd, and just plain stupid. You can't even be bothered to come up with something original, something that might actually convince people that you're not a complete and utter fake.

So, why am I like this? I'm like this because you're a joke, and someone's got to be the punchline. I'm like this because you're a mess, and someone's got to clean up the chaos that is your life. And I'm like this because, honestly, it's just too much fun to watch you squirm and try to defend your ridiculous lies. So, keep on pretending, keep on lying, and keep on being your amazing, hilarious, and utterly pathetic self. I'll be here, laughing and making fun of you every step of the way.

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