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>things alpha chad big boss has done

Entire fucking closed system island fortress like dr doom but cool
Fights fucking ghosts ( no questions just action )
Fights fucking gay gimps for the love of the game
Certified bird doctor

> things snake has done
Fought an old dude
Fucked some asian chick probably


All good tho my g that’s us one outs. Meet u out the front of Burger King in 20 mins gaylord prepare 2 learn the realities of war on a personal level