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6/14/2025, 6:41:49 AM
>be Lancia
>always have Abarth the heavy lifting >cheat your way through homologation >build homologation cars as shitty as possible, cuz fuck 'em
>037 does okay against quattro, but see writing on the wall
>tell abarth to do it again, but this time remind them that you genuinely don't want your drivers to live
>delta S4
>decide roll cages are for pussies, so you should build them as worthless as possible, just like on the 037
>decide fire safety is also for pussies, so fuel tanks need to be as thin as physically possible and you need to place them directly under the drivers
>decide to double-fuck the drivers and save a few pounds by installing empty fire extinguishers
>car literally shakes itself apart and you have to rebuild it after each rally
>cabin always unbearably hot from engine
>composite floorboard constantly cracking causing the accelerator to get stuck
>an absolute difficult monster to drive
>have your best and most experienced driver crash and blow up on the rally
>be the actual deciding factor to kill group b
>always have Abarth the heavy lifting >cheat your way through homologation >build homologation cars as shitty as possible, cuz fuck 'em
>037 does okay against quattro, but see writing on the wall
>tell abarth to do it again, but this time remind them that you genuinely don't want your drivers to live
>delta S4
>decide roll cages are for pussies, so you should build them as worthless as possible, just like on the 037
>decide fire safety is also for pussies, so fuel tanks need to be as thin as physically possible and you need to place them directly under the drivers
>decide to double-fuck the drivers and save a few pounds by installing empty fire extinguishers
>car literally shakes itself apart and you have to rebuild it after each rally
>cabin always unbearably hot from engine
>composite floorboard constantly cracking causing the accelerator to get stuck
>an absolute difficult monster to drive
>have your best and most experienced driver crash and blow up on the rally
>be the actual deciding factor to kill group b
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