>Be me
>Meet a girl on one of those /soc/ threads for meeting people
>Hit it off and talk about gay shit like anime and Netflix shows
>We send some funny memes here and there like a couple of faggots
>"Hey anon, can I show you something and you judge them for me?"
>Sure femanon no big deal
>Sends me pic of her tits. Not big, but not small. Pink and perky, pale white skin
>Bricked.jpg
>Tell her they look perfect
>Send dick pic because why not
>Tells me how she'd suck the lifeforce out of my cock
>Getting pretty steamy now with the things we're talking about. Even making plans to hang out since we're in the same city
>I'm drunk at this point, but remember Discord has a profile page. I never checked hers before.
>Decide to check it.
>Fuckme.mp4
>profile page says 15 and 10th grade
>Tell her we can't talk anymore. She's confused why. I say I saw her age. She sends a "lol" and "oh haha Im lying I swear." Realize how Gen-Z coded all of her messages were.
>I understand it now.png
>Check her titty pic again. Realize they could easily belong to a girl her age.
>Block her. Hide in fear for months. Obviously nothing ever happened.
>Sometimes still jerk it to the conversation and pic, realizing I might have actually had a chance

(This is all a work of fiction.) But yeah, I cockblocked myself but probably for the best to be honest. I'd rather leave it in fantasy. Not worth a felony charge that would ruin my social life with everyone I ever knew.

I just know it's so tight, which makes it more torturous that it's so forbidden