>Christian Heaven is just praying all day long every day for the rest of eternity (AKA prayer time for Muslims times infinity)
>Muslim Heaven is just having a bunch of hoes, good food, and pretty boys (AKA being a Renaissance-era Italian nobleman with lots of beautiful ladies at your disposal)
Why tf are the Christian and Islamic versions of Heaven just swapped versions of what having a "really good" life is like for members of each religion?