hey what would happen if I was to poke a hornet down my jap's eye with a chopstick?

I don't have the faintest idea where Sweden is, guessing south America somewhere. So yeah, suck my dick and balls u fat queer.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

this one time I got my dinger stuck in an experimental nuclear fusion reactor and it developed superpowers

how hard can you kick a pigeon before its head comes off?

I'm going to wear my favorite pants tomorrow and the pants scheduling system can go to hell

I'm planning to pick a big old scab off my leg tonight

if your anus ever heals shut then you'd just end up inflating a big fleshy bubble every time you tried to fart so yeah, best be prepared i ncase that happens u big gay

Can't you hear a pitter-pat?
And that happy tune is your step.
Life can be so sweet
On the sunny side of the street.

HALFWAY TO CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Ladies and gemtlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

hey I just had a really nice cup of coffee and a sandwich u gay cunt

penis cancer?

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

dog's made a mess on the carpet

>be me
>be having a wank
>phone rings
>hi mom
>wank ruined

Candlejack

haha yeah. "safe word", like I'm going to listen to any of that bullshit u massive queer gaymo

really makes you think doesn't it

how's everyone doing with their weekend fap marathon?

Skibidi bop, bop, bop, yes, yes
Skibidi bop, bop, bop, yes, yes
Skibidi bop, bop, bop, yes, yes
Skibidi bop, bop, bop, yes, yes

one billion GET will happen in this thread