About 10 years ago I was learning commercial HVAC install and my boss / mentor had a job at Montour Falls. It's close by Watkins Glenn race track. The whole week we stayed at a hotel in town. We'd always just eat the breakfast they had in the lobby. One morning I come down and my boss is eating breakfast with this huge grin on his face. I sit down and he tells me to lean in and he tried to whisper (he has a deep booming voice), "Dude, right behind you it's Dan..." about the time he tried to say Danica a woman behind us goes "Holy shit old man, I'm just trying to get a waffle and get on with my day." She smoked a bottle of maple syrup at us and pulled her pants down and spread her ass cheeks about a foot wide and showed us her asshole, flipped us both off and stormed out. Craziest continental breakfast of my life.