Attention please attention please
My name is Caliban... No relation,
I wanna sing yall a brand new song I just wrote it's called
"Don't Trust Them New Luggas Over There"
Sing along if you know the words
Ahem, Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da

Don't trust them new luggas over there
Leaving they lugga cores in the air
Them happy nappy headed luggas with their fingers on the triggers
Don't trust them new luggas over there
Don't trust them big nostrilysts over yonder
They suck up so much argon it'll make you wonder
Don't trust them new luggas with their spiny little lugga fingers
Don't trust them new luggas over there