This short and funny documentary from Infographics show all the manners that the military and the government have ensured that you won't escape the draft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80HJSj06CQk

I told you to come to Brazil. You could be preparing for a barbecue tomorrow. Instead, the only meat getting roasted is yours.

Pray that nothing ever happens. Because if it does, (You) are drafted. And this funny short Infographics video explains all the measures that the military and Congress have taken to guarantee that you are not dodging the draft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80HJSj06CQk

Enjoy your trip to Asia.

This video is an up-to-date hilarious and very informative disclosure on why (You) won't escape the draft, ameribros.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80HJSj06CQk

Time to die for Israel. I told you to come to Brazil. You could be preparing for a barbecue tomorrow. Instead, the only meat getting grilled is yours.