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7/22/2025, 10:19:44 PM
>Yes, its been a long time. But I still remember every wish. You remember your first?
>Of course, Anon.
>Who was it?
>Diluc. Never learned how to dragonstrike.
>Hmm. How did you do it?
>Lucked with the first ten pull.
>Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was some boy in shorts in the Ballad of Goblets. My account lost the coinflip so I was on foot, slogging through the chest route. He came in shining falling star at me, the dumb archon lad, thinking he could carry my account with a single use of his burst. I leveled him up with the notes. Gods, Genshin was good then. Nerfed in Inazuma. Probably shattered every meta team he had. Stood over him, wishes for kazuha in the air. Right before I pressed it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait".
[Anon chuckles to himself]
>They never tell you how they all get powercrept. They don't put that part in the ads. Stupid boy. Now the Venti gathers dust like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the meta with the smart boys, and today his DPS wife would be making him miserable, his players would be ingrates, and he'd be bursting three times in the battle to clear the abyss.
>Of course, Anon.
>Who was it?
>Diluc. Never learned how to dragonstrike.
>Hmm. How did you do it?
>Lucked with the first ten pull.
>Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was some boy in shorts in the Ballad of Goblets. My account lost the coinflip so I was on foot, slogging through the chest route. He came in shining falling star at me, the dumb archon lad, thinking he could carry my account with a single use of his burst. I leveled him up with the notes. Gods, Genshin was good then. Nerfed in Inazuma. Probably shattered every meta team he had. Stood over him, wishes for kazuha in the air. Right before I pressed it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait".
[Anon chuckles to himself]
>They never tell you how they all get powercrept. They don't put that part in the ads. Stupid boy. Now the Venti gathers dust like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the meta with the smart boys, and today his DPS wife would be making him miserable, his players would be ingrates, and he'd be bursting three times in the battle to clear the abyss.
7/18/2025, 5:07:17 PM
>zzz has the most sexo designs of any hoyo game
>EWW I HATE ZZZ REJECTS!
makes you think
>EWW I HATE ZZZ REJECTS!
makes you think
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