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Black Box Transcript – Final Minutes of Flight 404

Captain (Mr. Ramesh): “I am telling you, sir, apply fresh cow poo to forehead and the joints, pulls out body heat. Very cooling. Natural remedy.”

First Officer (Mr. Suresh): “Yes yes Rameshji. You told before. But why you keeping actual poo in a bowl near the cockpit fan? Whole plane is smell as cow asshole.”

Ramesh: “That is the point, dear! It is cleansing. Pure cow dung has antibacterial properties. This is spiritual ventilation.”

[Altitude warning begins: “Pull up. Pull up.” — ignored.]

Suresh: “Saar, with all due respect, passengers are complaining. One childs are crying.”

Ramesh: “Let them cry, basterd bitch. One hour in poo aroma and their anxiety will go down 40 percent according to latest university science.”

Suresh: “Saaar, we are descending rapidly? FUCK U BLOODY”

Ramesh: “FUCK YOU BASTERD UGLY BASTERD BITCH I EAT YOUR MOTHERS BELLYBOTTON. YOU breathe in deeply dear. Even NASA is now researching cow poop as stress reliever. YOU NEED IT BITCHING BASTERT.”

Suresh: “Saar, NO BLOODY FUCKING SAAAR NO..."

[Final words before impact:]

Ramesh: "FEEL THE SMOOTH POO AIR. The poo is working FUCK U BLOODY BITCH”

[Impact. Recording ends.]