Have you heard of IT? IT has been whispering to me for a few years now. IT is constantly on my mind. IT is clawing and scraping at my sanity. IT seems to be everywhere. IT appears as anything. IT is ethereal. IT is unknownable. IT is not a friend.

I hate IT. Loathe IT. Despise IT. IT is always there. IT is always watching. IT is always judging.

I can hear IT. The ignorant chanting IT, over and over.

>"Can you keep IT down?"
>"We we've been looking for IT all day!"
>"IT will be ready when IT is ready."
>"I can't find IT anywhere!"
>"IT is making that noise again"
>"Would you stop IT?"

I WOULD IF I COULD