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6/19/2025, 9:25:34 PM
>EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
>Tim Heidecker!
>vs.
>Sam Hyde!
>Begin!
>Tim Heidecker:
>Oh look, it's the “artist guy” from 4chan's attic,
>Tryna shock the world with bits that barely static
>I do layers, satire, irony deep—
>You do "LOL I'm crazy!" from a basement creep heap
>You call that “commentary”? More like angry fanfiction
>Wrapped in muscle milk and basement conviction
I>’m building real satire—On Cinema, meta-riffs
>You post gun pics and pray for culture war shifts
>You’re the king of edge with no punchline pay
>Even Eric said, “Yeah, let's not do that play.”
>Sam Hyde:
>You call me “artist guy”? Cute—yeah, that’s how it begins
>But your whole scene’s just brunch jokes wrapped in fake grins
>You’re a gatekeeping hack in a Hollywood vest
>While I burned down the set and filmed what's repressed
>Your comedy’s tired—stuck in Adult Swim loops
>While I bled for my work, got banned by the suits
>You’re a safe surrealist in a coastal cocoon
>While I made raw storms from my own typhoon
>Keep smirking in pastels, playing ironic highbrow
>But say my name online? You're still tweeting right now
>Tim Heidecker!
>vs.
>Sam Hyde!
>Begin!
>Tim Heidecker:
>Oh look, it's the “artist guy” from 4chan's attic,
>Tryna shock the world with bits that barely static
>I do layers, satire, irony deep—
>You do "LOL I'm crazy!" from a basement creep heap
>You call that “commentary”? More like angry fanfiction
>Wrapped in muscle milk and basement conviction
I>’m building real satire—On Cinema, meta-riffs
>You post gun pics and pray for culture war shifts
>You’re the king of edge with no punchline pay
>Even Eric said, “Yeah, let's not do that play.”
>Sam Hyde:
>You call me “artist guy”? Cute—yeah, that’s how it begins
>But your whole scene’s just brunch jokes wrapped in fake grins
>You’re a gatekeeping hack in a Hollywood vest
>While I burned down the set and filmed what's repressed
>Your comedy’s tired—stuck in Adult Swim loops
>While I bled for my work, got banned by the suits
>You’re a safe surrealist in a coastal cocoon
>While I made raw storms from my own typhoon
>Keep smirking in pastels, playing ironic highbrow
>But say my name online? You're still tweeting right now
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