>seeing girl
>she pegs me with the strap i have from a previous relationship
>says she had fun, wants a different toy (claims the internal end bruised her pelvis and she wants a one ended one)
>agree order one to her address
>immediatly ghosts me the moment i tell her i placed the order
she got a free dildo out of me. we'd been seeing eachother for a month and the moment i bought her something - gone like a fartin the wind. i tried to steal it off her porch when the package tracker said it was delivered, but she got to it first. well played, lady.