& as an addendum - they'e getting married later this year AND I'm going to be grandad x2.

>be me
>do the dogshit run
>been left for a couple of days because lazy and other stuff going on
>gud time to do it as bin day tomorrow
>juuuust tie up the bag
>SQUELCH!
>the still warm and steaming 1 she'd kept in reserve and curled out near the back steps while I was doing the run