>Dexter timidly walks up to the entrance to the Serial Killer Dinner Party
>the massive negro guard sneers at him
i know you aint comin in here, whats yo name cracka?!
D-Dexter... Dexter Morgan...
NO! YO SERIALKILLA NAME!
O-oh! The D-d-d-d-d-dark Passenger...
ah the newbie
>he roars with laughter
go on in newbie
>Dexter enters the Serial Killer Dinner Party
>all the guests make fun of him, THE NEWBIE
>hes had it
Actually everyone! Ahem! I am... THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER!
>audible gasps
>the lesbian trans couple faint in eachothers arms next to the rainbow ice statue
The Bay Harbor Butcher everyone!!! the ultimate serial killer!!!
>Dexter is the center of attention
>"Could this be it?"
>"Can i belong?"
>"Can a serial killer be the life of the party?"
>ghost dad nods and smiles in the corner then dips his cowboy hat and saunters out of the room
>"You got it from here son."

but...
in the corner..
no lower
lower
>King Midge seethes
>The Bay Harbor Butcher?!
>The Bay Harbor Butcher has a BOAT!
>i cant go on boats, i cant see over the railing!
>this is unacceptable, i must call my old friend Autism Cop

>ring ring, ring ring, bana-
>"moshi moshi this is Autism Cop on le Banana Phone teehe
>Autism Cop... It is I... Lord Serial Kill...
>would you like to catch.... The.... Bay Harbor... Butcher...

>in the background Dexter is being carried around the room, the crowd chanting
>Bay Harbor Butcher! Bay Harbor Butcher! Bay Harbor Butcher!
>Dexter smiles in pure bliss
>but Lord Serial Kill... Smiles too...

this is the leaked script of the next episode, it came to me in a dream