Why do 99% of ftms transition into shy nerdy boys? Where are the poonCHADS?

This was me at one time. I remember I had been seeing this cute chick for a few months and one night she said she needed to tell me something important and I said sure. So she tells me she used to be Christian, and she's sorry. I said ok no big deal I don't really care I'm not religious anyways. She let out a huge sigh of relief, and said "oh thank god cause I'm so much happier being Christina"