Yoo wtf is jazz? Every song sounds exactly the same. There are exactly two expressions jazz is capable of: generic loud uptempo, and generic softer downtempo. That's it. Every jazz performance expresses the exact same thing and exact same vibe over and over again?
With such a limited range of expression, what's the point of listening to this stuff anyway? It's all so repetitive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAlfh6QKQs

Ever notice the "pound sign" on the Parlophone logo looks like a dropping turd??

>“Clint Eastwood” (2001 song)