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white belt: dog shit babby you don't know anything stop talking
blue belt: you know what you're /supposed/ to be doing in every major position but still suck cock most of the time, at least you're not a total buffoon anymore
purple belt: you're expert level at something, could be anything, but there's a thing you can do that's as good as anybodies
brown belt: erm well I guess it's like that except more things? like at least 2 or 3 lol idk??
black belt: erm well I guess it's a few more than that? but also maybe not lol