You've been warned, whitetoids.

[your race is doomed]

Hey chuds. I just POOPED out of my penis. Ya hear me? I POOPED out of my PENIS.
How hard is that to understand? I can POOP out of my PENIS if I want to.

I'm not talking about the physical bodily waste that came out of my penis, I'm talking about something different! I'm talking about the GLURPITYDOO that came out of my penis! So what is a GLURPITYDOO? Let me tell ya.

A bodily waste is something that comes out of the body. For instance, old fashioned people would say "poop" come out the "bumbum" and "pee" comes out the "penis." Lately, scientists with real college degrees decided that whole thing was problematic. So now we have a glurpitydoo! So when you take a "glurpitydoo" you could be referring to any of these things! I just took a glurpitydoo myself. So what does that mean?

It's simple - it's philosophical! It's all about how you FEEL when you peepee poopoo. So when I peepee'd earlier, I felt like I was taking a poopoo! So, while you might say, "Hey kid, you can call your poo poo pee pee but that don't stop it from stankin." Well, you might be correct in old fashioned terms. But now we're talking in GLOOPTYPOOPYPOOPOOPEEPEEEPPEEEEEEEEEPOOOOO terms!

Anyway, what does it hurt you? I can poo poo pee pee all day and it doesn't hurt you so why are you so mad about it? I can't believe you don't understand this god you're such a fucking dumbass idiot because you don't believe in science. I pee pee POO POO all day and sometimes I PEE POO POO PEE when I feel like it because my GLOOPTYPOOPYPOO says that it makes sense! Jesus christ is that so hard to understand

PEEEPOPEOEPOEPPOOOOOOOO WE SHOULD HAVE A WHOLE POOPOOPEEPEEPARADE ABOUT GLURPTYFLURPTYDOO AND OTHER MADE UP WORDS WOOOOOOO im drunk globohomo is fucking gay and so is this post but its also political because its a satirical critique of radical gender theory so you cant ban me