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>LITERALLY PSYCHO SHIT
It isn't. Trust me.
Fucking your wife takes your mind off the heat.
Eating spicy food temporarily makes you feel very hot and you feel much cooler once your tongue cools off. Bizar grilled chicken is very good for this.
>ARE YOU CRAZY?
No, if you open all of your windows it stops your home becoming a furnace. A light crossbreeze is better than no breeze.
>LOL I can't do that, but that would definitely work
Coward. If people peek inside your home, it's their fault if they see your cock friend.
>THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE - WHAT FOODS SHOULD I EAT?
Grilled meats, minimal carbs, fresh salad and yogurt from the fridge.
>should I just stick an icepack up my ass?
No, but you can put your couch cushion covers in the freezer. I don't know if Americans get free ice packs when they buy certain foods but I save them and take them out when it's 40c and put them in my bed for an hour before going to bed, same came be done with couch cushion covers, or just put them on the sofa and sit on a blanket so you do not get freezer burn on your balls.

Best of luck my friend.