So I’m playing tainted grail and a dude says
>go and do a spooky ritual in the haunted woods for me will yah then come back and tell me what happened
So i travel many leagues and fight my way to a spooky grove to do a spooky ritual and at the most haunted tree in the forest it says “press <triangle> to interact” so i presses it and WHAM stoopid time
>do ritual (you need 1x venison, 1x garlic, 1x onion) <press w/e>
>leave <press w/e>
All my venison, onion and garlic us back in the spooky castle where the dude who sent me is. Why the fuck did it not say
>BTW this ritual, you’ll need to have these 3 ingredients.
Huh? Why? Daaaaah. Stoopeedo.
Now I have to bugger about.
>ChingChong PingPong
His penis is so small he wouldn’t have hurt anyone even if he’d shot them. I know how to find him though, just walk around and listen for the sobbing. That’s your ‘man’ right there. Cucking hard and not measuring up.
Pic: a baby’s reaction when told his penis is the same size as a chinkies. Peas in a pod.