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7/18/2025, 3:01:56 AM
>>510678717
>>Alright, so there I am in Tokyo-3, folks, and they’re telling me they need a pilot for one of these big, big robots—an Evangelion, they call it. Beautiful machines, really, the best in the business, very advanced. And here comes Asuka, this fiery kid with the red hair, thinks she’s hot stuff. She’s supposed to teach me, of all people, how to pilot. She gives me that look—kind of smug, you know the type. She says, “Do you really think you can handle this?” And I tell her, “Asuka, I can handle anything. I’ve dealt with bigger things than this, believe me.” She doesn’t look convinced, but you can tell she’s a little impressed.
>So, we get in the cockpit, very high-tech, buttons everywhere, screens flashing—it’s like a personal tower at Trump Tower, but with giant controls. Asuka’s explaining something about “synchronization,” going on and on about how tough it is. I say, “Synchronization? Piece of cake.” And guess what? Within minutes, I’m moving that Eva like it’s an extension of me. She’s staring at me, speechless. We even take it out for a test run, and I’m handling it like a pro—knocking out fake Angels, showing off a little. At the end, Asuka just shakes her head and says, “How did you…?” I give her the Trump smirk. “Asuka, when you’re a natural, you just know. Big win, folks—biggest win Tokyo-3 has ever seen.”
>>Alright, so there I am in Tokyo-3, folks, and they’re telling me they need a pilot for one of these big, big robots—an Evangelion, they call it. Beautiful machines, really, the best in the business, very advanced. And here comes Asuka, this fiery kid with the red hair, thinks she’s hot stuff. She’s supposed to teach me, of all people, how to pilot. She gives me that look—kind of smug, you know the type. She says, “Do you really think you can handle this?” And I tell her, “Asuka, I can handle anything. I’ve dealt with bigger things than this, believe me.” She doesn’t look convinced, but you can tell she’s a little impressed.
>So, we get in the cockpit, very high-tech, buttons everywhere, screens flashing—it’s like a personal tower at Trump Tower, but with giant controls. Asuka’s explaining something about “synchronization,” going on and on about how tough it is. I say, “Synchronization? Piece of cake.” And guess what? Within minutes, I’m moving that Eva like it’s an extension of me. She’s staring at me, speechless. We even take it out for a test run, and I’m handling it like a pro—knocking out fake Angels, showing off a little. At the end, Asuka just shakes her head and says, “How did you…?” I give her the Trump smirk. “Asuka, when you’re a natural, you just know. Big win, folks—biggest win Tokyo-3 has ever seen.”
7/10/2025, 4:00:35 AM
>>509973786
>>509974290
>>Alright, so there I am in Tokyo-3, folks, and they’re telling me they need a pilot for one of these big, big robots—an Evangelion, they call it. Beautiful machines, really, the best in the business, very advanced. And here comes Asuka, this fiery kid with the red hair, thinks she’s hot stuff. She’s supposed to teach me, of all people, how to pilot. She gives me that look—kind of smug, you know the type. She says, “Do you really think you can handle this?” And I tell her, “Asuka, I can handle anything. I’ve dealt with bigger things than this, believe me.” She doesn’t look convinced, but you can tell she’s a little impressed.
>So, we get in the cockpit, very high-tech, buttons everywhere, screens flashing—it’s like a personal tower at Trump Tower, but with giant controls. Asuka’s explaining something about “synchronization,” going on and on about how tough it is. I say, “Synchronization? Piece of cake.” And guess what? Within minutes, I’m moving that Eva like it’s an extension of me. She’s staring at me, speechless. We even take it out for a test run, and I’m handling it like a pro—knocking out fake Angels, showing off a little. At the end, Asuka just shakes her head and says, “How did you…?” I give her the Trump smirk. “Asuka, when you’re a natural, you just know. Big win, folks—biggest win Tokyo-3 has ever seen.”
>>509974290
>>Alright, so there I am in Tokyo-3, folks, and they’re telling me they need a pilot for one of these big, big robots—an Evangelion, they call it. Beautiful machines, really, the best in the business, very advanced. And here comes Asuka, this fiery kid with the red hair, thinks she’s hot stuff. She’s supposed to teach me, of all people, how to pilot. She gives me that look—kind of smug, you know the type. She says, “Do you really think you can handle this?” And I tell her, “Asuka, I can handle anything. I’ve dealt with bigger things than this, believe me.” She doesn’t look convinced, but you can tell she’s a little impressed.
>So, we get in the cockpit, very high-tech, buttons everywhere, screens flashing—it’s like a personal tower at Trump Tower, but with giant controls. Asuka’s explaining something about “synchronization,” going on and on about how tough it is. I say, “Synchronization? Piece of cake.” And guess what? Within minutes, I’m moving that Eva like it’s an extension of me. She’s staring at me, speechless. We even take it out for a test run, and I’m handling it like a pro—knocking out fake Angels, showing off a little. At the end, Asuka just shakes her head and says, “How did you…?” I give her the Trump smirk. “Asuka, when you’re a natural, you just know. Big win, folks—biggest win Tokyo-3 has ever seen.”
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