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7/7/2025, 12:19:39 AM
Just saw Rebirth.
Pros:
The dinosaurs look good. Loved the Titanosaurus and Quetz.
The Tyrannosaurus raft chase was okay. Muh novel scene, was fine but it was kinda slow paced desu.
I liked the three main leads. Ruben was okay, I hated his kids and the boyfriend with a passion and wanted them to end up dino chow.
The Aquilops was cute but felt kinda forced.
The locations were really cool, I liked the Mayan temple cliff stuff, and the Ingen facility was actually really cool looking, cinematography was nicely done.
The vehicle Krebs used was cool and I wish it had been utilized in the movie more in a serious way.
Cons:
Of course, the bad guy is White and has a German name no doubt. It's so fucking tiresome.
The stupid spic kids
The movie feels kind of all over the place because of the constant switch back from the main cast and the stupid family.
"Would you like the classic JP theme with your quick fly over montage? Perhaps with your Titanosaurus herd?"
Stop with the hybrid / mutant dinos. Just fucking stop... the one thing Dominion did right.
The cool truck Krebs used is a joke with the alarm going off and the voice over.
Also want to point out how stupid it was that a fucking snickers wrapper is what caused a lab leak of the mutants and the complete destruction of the facility.
I'd give it a 6/10 maybe a 7 if I watch it again and get used to it. It's nowhere as good as the first two though. Nothing will be.
Pros:
The dinosaurs look good. Loved the Titanosaurus and Quetz.
The Tyrannosaurus raft chase was okay. Muh novel scene, was fine but it was kinda slow paced desu.
I liked the three main leads. Ruben was okay, I hated his kids and the boyfriend with a passion and wanted them to end up dino chow.
The Aquilops was cute but felt kinda forced.
The locations were really cool, I liked the Mayan temple cliff stuff, and the Ingen facility was actually really cool looking, cinematography was nicely done.
The vehicle Krebs used was cool and I wish it had been utilized in the movie more in a serious way.
Cons:
Of course, the bad guy is White and has a German name no doubt. It's so fucking tiresome.
The stupid spic kids
The movie feels kind of all over the place because of the constant switch back from the main cast and the stupid family.
"Would you like the classic JP theme with your quick fly over montage? Perhaps with your Titanosaurus herd?"
Stop with the hybrid / mutant dinos. Just fucking stop... the one thing Dominion did right.
The cool truck Krebs used is a joke with the alarm going off and the voice over.
Also want to point out how stupid it was that a fucking snickers wrapper is what caused a lab leak of the mutants and the complete destruction of the facility.
I'd give it a 6/10 maybe a 7 if I watch it again and get used to it. It's nowhere as good as the first two though. Nothing will be.
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