Why is Florida so god dang based compared to California?

>“If you spit on us, you’re going to the hospital and then jail. If you hit one of us, you’re going to the hospital and jail, and most likely get bitten by one of our big, beautiful dogs,” Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey told reporters at a news conference.

>“If you throw a brick, a fire bomb or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains, because we will kill you, graveyard dead. We’re not going to play.”

Absolutely fucking based. If you don't agree, you belong in the graveyard.