cigar or watermelon?
while the cigar is certainly sexier, cigarette smoke gives me nose bleeds so I probably shouldn't boff her while she's smoking it...
as for the watermelon I don't like the flavor, but she is certainly sexy in that outfit. Plus I could just muck with the palette to change the flavor.
A better option would be if she had a corn dog in her mouth, something that is phallic and also appeals to my taste buds.