>They gave him another new expression but this time it's just wide-eyed shock
Alright, we've been on this island long enough to know this is gonna end in yet another comedic anti-climax after all. He was genuinely serious at first, but I can already tell they're gonna turn him into a joke.
It's fine; even if I was hoping it would go differently, I knew in my heart that things were always going to end this way. His fate was sealed the moment he came to the planet after all.
I only have one request for how this ends.

No matter what happens.
Regardless of however he is defeated or spoofed.
In spite of everything just please, pretty please, do not throw him into that volcano.
That is all that I will ask.
If you're going to reduce him to a punchline, at least make the punchline be something that's actually kind of funny, and I'll be ok with it.