HEY LIL DONNIE I JUST TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT, AND OOPS I MISSED THE LITTER BOX. HOW YA LIKE THEM BANANAS HOSS

SO I SHREDDED THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR NEW COUCH AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HEY SOMETHING DONT SMELL RIGHT SO I PISSED ALL OVER IT, LIKE REALLY PISSED, YA
SHOULDA SEEN IT DONNIE!!!! I WAS SPINNING IN A CIRCLE WITH MY CAT WEINER OUT LIKE A LAWN SPRINKLER, YOU WOULD HAVE SHIT YOURSELF LAUGHING LIKE I DID LIL DONNIE. HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES CHIEF

ANYWAY I LEFT A HALF EATEN RAT ON YOU DOOR MAT AND THREW THE REST UP SOMEWHERE IN THE HOUSE. I FORGOT WHERE BECAUSE I’M A FUCKING CAT HAHAHAHA HOW YA LIKE THEM TANGELOS CHAMP?????