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6/28/2025, 9:37:31 AM
>You're a probation officer.
>I walk out the back before you can breathalyzer me.
>Get picked up because my Alfred is a G.
>Ignore the first couple calls and then answer (after telling my driver to turn up music until I answer the next call so as to simulate reasons why I didn't answer before by tellingnhim preemptively that I will tell him to lower the music to simulate a more natural chaos).
>Some story about visiting mother like a good boy and reasons why I'm not at work right now.
>Layer after layer after layer of decption the average /NG/er probation officer will never wrap their head around.
>Because you forced me to evolve this way.
It truly is lonely having to manipulate everyone n your life.
>But I will do what I must.
>I walk out the back before you can breathalyzer me.
>Get picked up because my Alfred is a G.
>Ignore the first couple calls and then answer (after telling my driver to turn up music until I answer the next call so as to simulate reasons why I didn't answer before by tellingnhim preemptively that I will tell him to lower the music to simulate a more natural chaos).
>Some story about visiting mother like a good boy and reasons why I'm not at work right now.
>Layer after layer after layer of decption the average /NG/er probation officer will never wrap their head around.
>Because you forced me to evolve this way.
It truly is lonely having to manipulate everyone n your life.
>But I will do what I must.
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