To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Atheism. The word games are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the truth will go over a typical creationists head. There’s also Atheism’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- our personal philosophy draws heavily from daddy issue literature, for instance. The atheists understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these truths, to realise that they don’t just make atheists better than everyone else- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Atheism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning of Atheism’s existential catchphrase “M’lady,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Nietzche’s german epic The Gay Science. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as us atheists genius wit unfolds itself on their puny creationist minds. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Flying spaghetti monster tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid