Imagine you do something so repulsively cringe and beta that women come out of the woodwork to publicly say in the internet town square how dry their pussy is looking at you. You also manage to grab the attention of Mark Hamill in the process, who comes to damage control for you. So instead of letting your disgrace fade in the darkness where it belongs, you triple down and embrace it and now you exclusively do the thing that gave everyone, men and women alike, intense nausea, just to look upon your ruin of masculinity

One has to wonder: was it really worth it? I'm curious how Eric's wife feels when she goes out with her friends and they learn her husband is that grown man who cries at every new movie trailer of disposable garbage meant for moms to take their bratty children to so they shut up for a few hours. Sophie Turner divorced her husband, probably because she couldn't take the banter from the other hens pointing out how short he was. How's Eric's wife deal with it?