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7/9/2025, 5:20:26 AM
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>I know how dark it is for you right now. Crawled up, lying in your emotional vomit. You're in hell now, Boomhauer. And the only way out of it is through a long and dark tunnel, and you're afraid to go in, because there's a train comin' at ya, carrying a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well, let me tell ya something, all you can do is let it hit you, and then let it try to find your legs. I know! I've taken that hit more times than I can remember. Look at me, Boomhauer. I'm fat, and I'm old, and everyday I'm just gonna wake up fatter and older, and yet somehow I manage to drag this fat ol' bald bastard out into this alley everyday. I'm out there, diggin' holes, falling into them, climbing out, trying again! And tomorrow I'm gonna hang outside at a ladies' prison, and the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after twenty years is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive, you'd better believe it. You've got to get up off that cannon bed, slip into a tight T-shirt, wash off some of that cologne, and get yourself outta that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed, ya hear me?!
>I know how dark it is for you right now. Crawled up, lying in your emotional vomit. You're in hell now, Boomhauer. And the only way out of it is through a long and dark tunnel, and you're afraid to go in, because there's a train comin' at ya, carrying a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well, let me tell ya something, all you can do is let it hit you, and then let it try to find your legs. I know! I've taken that hit more times than I can remember. Look at me, Boomhauer. I'm fat, and I'm old, and everyday I'm just gonna wake up fatter and older, and yet somehow I manage to drag this fat ol' bald bastard out into this alley everyday. I'm out there, diggin' holes, falling into them, climbing out, trying again! And tomorrow I'm gonna hang outside at a ladies' prison, and the first thing those lady cons are gonna see after twenty years is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive, you'd better believe it. You've got to get up off that cannon bed, slip into a tight T-shirt, wash off some of that cologne, and get yourself outta that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed, ya hear me?!
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